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Q Why did the bass player get from Flashcomment Music jokes Jokes
Q: Why did the bass player get mad at the timpanist? A: He turned a peg and wouldn't tell the bass player which one.

Q What do you say to the from Flashcomment Music jokes Jokes
Q: What do you say to the banjo player in the three piece suit? A: Will the defendant please rise.

Q How can you tell the difference from Flashcomment Music jokes Jokes
Q: How can you tell the difference between all the banjo songs? A: By their names.

Q Why is the banjo player a from Flashcomment Music jokes Jokes
Q: Why is the banjo player a fiddle player's best friend? A: Without him, the fiddle would be the most hated instrument on earth.

Q Why does everyone hate a banjo from Flashcomment Music jokes Jokes
Q: Why does everyone hate a banjo right off? A: Saves time.

Q What is the difference between a from Flashcomment Music jokes Jokes
Q: What is the difference between a banjo and an Uzi submachine gun? A: An Uzi only repeats 40 times.

Q What is the difference between a from Flashcomment Music jokes Jokes
Q: What is the difference between a banjo and a South American Macaw? A: One is loud, obnoxious and noisy; the other is a bird.

Q What is the difference between a from Flashcomment Music jokes Jokes
Q: What is the difference between a banjo and a chain saw? A: A chain saw has a dynamic range.

Q Why did the Boy Scout take from Flashcomment Music jokes Jokes
Q: Why did the Boy Scout take up the banjo? A: They make good paddles.

Q Why do so many fishermen own from Flashcomment Music jokes Jokes
Q: Why do so many fishermen own banjos? A: They make great anchors!

Q What is the difference between a from Flashcomment Music jokes Jokes
Q: What is the difference between a banjo and an anchor? A: You tie a rope to an anchor before you throw it overboard.

Q Whats the difference between a Scotsman from Flashcomment Music jokes Jokes
Q: What's the difference between a Scotsman and a Rolling Stone? A: A Rolling Stone says "hey you, get off of my cloud!", while a Scotsman says "Hey McLeod, get off of my ewe!"

Q What did the bagpiper get on from Flashcomment Music jokes Jokes
Q. What did the bagpiper get on his I.Q. test? A. Drool.

Q Whats the difference between a dead from Flashcomment Music jokes Jokes
Q. What's the difference between a dead bagpiper in the road and a dead country singer in the road? A. The country singer may have been on the way to a recording session.

Q Whats the definition of a quarter from Flashcomment Music jokes Jokes
Q. What's the definition of a quarter tone? A. A bagpiper tuning his drones.

Q Why do bagpipers leave their cases from Flashcomment Music jokes Jokes
Q. Why do bagpipers leave their cases on their dashboards? A. So they can park in handicapped zones.

Q If you were lost in the from Flashcomment Music jokes Jokes
Q. If you were lost in the woods, who would you trust for directions, an in-tune bagpipe player, an out of tune bagpipe player, or Santa Claus? A. The out of tune bagpipe player. The other two indicate you have been hallucinating.

Q Whats the difference between a lawnmower from Flashcomment Music jokes Jokes
Q. What's the difference between a lawnmower and a bagpipe? A. You can tune the lawnmower, and the owner's neighbors are upset if you borrow the lawnmower and don't return it.

Q Why did the chicken cross the from Flashcomment Music jokes Jokes
Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get away from the bagpipe recital.

Q How is playing a bagpipe like from Flashcomment Music jokes Jokes
Q. How is playing a bagpipe like throwing a javelin blindfolded? A. You don't have to be very good to get people's attention.